The Nut Tries to Teach a Lesson

Lately it's been a constant battle with Frito to keep her from jumping on the couch. I mean C.O.N.S.T.A.N.T. So I was preparing supper and she was going at it and The Nut kept getting onto her and pulling her down and Frito would squeal and cry and, since I like quiet, I told The Nut to leave her alone.

"Just let her fall. Maybe she'll learn her lesson."

The Nut got up and grabbed the coffee table and said, "Do you want me to move the table?"

I was chopping potatoes and thinking to myself, "That's a very mature and empathetic thing to think of. I'm so proud."

I told her that it would be nice if she would.

She said, "So she'll learn her lesson even better."

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I guess my pride will have to be because she thinks outside the box.